何謂家教?

拜年後乘港鐵回家時,見到一位婆婆上車。婆婆站的位置,兩旁的座位各坐著一家人:左邊的家庭組合是爸爸、媽媽、兩位姨姨、舅舅和三歲右左的小男孩;右邊則是爸爸、媽媽、昏睡的十歲男孩和昏睡的七歲女孩(另加搭「座」的阿叔乙名)。

或許沒人看到婆婆,沒人讓坐。

婆婆疲倦地倚在車箱的牆壁。

左邊那家人的舅舅言談間表示下一站要下車,爸爸把握機會,跟小男孩說:「咦,舅父要落車喎,要同舅父講乜野啊?」媽媽則以不太標準的英語口音道:「what do you say? 」(用法也不太準確。)小男孩揮手說:「bye bye。」

婆婆聞言,緩緩地走到舅舅面前,打算坐他的位子。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA