以畫為喻(幼稚園版)

畫畫課,一個小男孩畫了一個大大的八爪魚,旁邊有一條小魚和一些波浪。他很用心地用粉彩為小魚油上紅黃藍間條的色。他看著魚,滿意地笑了笑。

然後,他就在小魚上面用力塗上一層灰色,跟著又塗上一層啡色,又塗上一層綠色……顏色越來越厚。

旁邊的小女孩皺眉:「你唔好咁玩啦……好核突啊!」

小男孩繼續一層層的塗,我想他塗了超過十層。

然後,他雙眼發亮地向我說:「謝老師,我條魚係咪好靚呢!」

(其實佢油到根本看不到魚,只見到一大撻顏色。)

我:「好俾心機喎,不如油下隻八爪魚啦!」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA