【中學時代】集體出貓記

中二正式上課的第一天,第一堂是英文。一位陌生男子進來,用英文自我介紹,又說負責教英文老師去外地進修一年,他是來代課一年,教我們英文的。我想,代課一年還算是代課嗎?

中學時,大家都會欺負代課老師,同學一聽到他是來代課,便開始傾計,老師拍枱,說:「收埋枱面所有嘢,依家突擊測驗,唔計分,但係錯佐既話成題抄十次。」(他當然是說英文。)

他講完,半班起哄,半班無言。我聽到後面出名寸嘴的女同學講:「超,扮X晒嘢,代課咋以為自己真係老師咩。」

不知是因為吵,還是老師扮聽不到,老師沒反應,開始派卷。

我見到份卷寫Phrasal verb Quiz 1,我連Phrasal verb是甚麼也不知道,題目大部份都不懂,甚麼bring up / on ; compare to / with…

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA