低能的,誰希罕這本爛日記簿。

班長:「起立。」
全體同學站起來:「鄒老師早安……」
老師:「各位同學早安。」

我們坐下。

老師說:「上個月辦的作文比賽有了結果,我們班的同學包辦了冠軍和亞軍,冠軍是林清慧,亞軍是敖思然。」

同學都在拍手,有點吵耳。我想:「我要不要拍手呢?拍手給自己好像有點奇怪,但我又想拍手給林清慧,其實為甚麼要拍手呢?拍枱好像大聲點不是更好嗎?……」想著想著我又魂遊太虛了。

過了好一會,我回過神來,鄒老師正在念書。她已經念了一段時間,我錯過了課文的開頭。我邊聽邊想:「這課文有種熟悉的感覺,開頭是怎樣的呢?忘記了,找找看……」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA